Where ARE those keys?

Day 58

Here are my keys. Notice the clasp...it will easily hook on to just about any purse that I have. But where are they? On the floor where I dropped them. Just a second of forward thinking would save me SO many minutes of frantic seeking, when I am already in a hurry to go out the door! Just hooking them on to my purse would make things more simple, unless I can't find my purse, which HAS happened before. I AM going to do better! Now, I know you're wondering...why doesn't she just do it? And to what is she addicted? And what is that little green thing on her car key? Yes, these are the mysteries of life.